Wall of Shame

The Great Pyramids of Giza, Machu Picchu, the Angkor Wat, and This Thing... all pinnacles of human achievement that leave you in awe.

I want to proudly introduce our first iPad to "The Wall". Ignore the glaring reflection of my big bald head in the screen and instead focus on two other things: 1) the hairline crack in the glass and 2) the obvious need for hand sanitizer after touching this thing.

Honestly folks, this would qualify as some totally rad 80's album cover art.

Wow! This thing has more crack than a linebacker wearing tight pants!

I feel that the artist was really trying to put forward his sense of angst in what is, at best, a neo-cubist representation of the futility of modern society.

I swear Mr. B, I have no idea how this happened!

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Life lesson here, keep your pop away from the Chromebook.

Totally surreal in an Escher kind of way....